Anonymous said: if you have a boyfriend why do you make out with other guys lol
I was unaware of this occurrence. Please, enlighten me on this claim, oh anonymous one.
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
"can you get syphilis from reading about history"
You have to be odd to be number one.
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.
Nothing better than getting yelled at for trying to help…😞
After four years of auditioning for every play at my high school, i finally got a callback!
"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher