SHIT PEOPLE SAY TO: Pagans, Neopagans, Wiccans, Witches, etc.
This video gives me life. She is so funny.
"THERE IS A PLACE FOR YOU IN HEAVEN BUT IF YOU DON’T WAN’IT GIRL I"MA TAKE THAT UP FO MYSELF"
My favourite one I’ve gotten was when I asked a friend to hide my statue of Heru, which, as pretty much everyone knows, is one of my most precious items. "So like… You worship the statue?" "…no, I worship the god behind the statue." When she gives it back she winks and says, “Right! Have fun worshiping your statue!” On the bright side, she did ask a lot of honest questions, learned that I’m not a ‘devil worshipper’ (there’s nothing wrong with them anyway) and is now more or less chill. Amusing story.
This is pure gold (and so spot-on)
In middle school, my private flute teacher caught me wearing a pentacle to my flute lesson. Halfway through the hour, she stopped and practically screamed “what is THAT?!?” pointing at my bracelet. I had to explain to her that it’s my religious symbol and she continued on to say that it’s evil, my kind “sacrifices newborn babies” and I need to go to her church. She continued on with this for at least 10 minutes of each flute lesson for the next month (we pay for every minute spent there). Typically, we switched teachers and we haven’t seen her since.